The WEAK and FOOLISH faction of the Lusitani DEMANDED a peace treaty AFTER they declared war on me. Big mistake I said, you can't just declare war on somebody and then when you are cornered in iberia you ask for peace. You don't do that.
I told the lusitani, or Looser-tani, as I like to call them, we like to call them that, don't we folks? The House of Cornelia don't like that name, they say its offensive and disrespectful to their culture. I said if you try to start another secession I will have your USELESS faction, useless faction folks, trampled into the dust like your friends the Loosertani.
Perhaps if they agreed to become my client state from the start they would have been called the Winner-tani, it was a great deal, it would have been a BIG WIN for all of us, but they're Iberians. We love Iberians, don't we folks.

Wulfgar's Onion Fields 2: Jocular George Droyd's Serendipitous Summer Soirée

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The WEAK and FOOLISH faction of the Lusitani DEMANDED a peace treaty AFTER they declared war on me. Big mistake I said, you can't just declare war on somebody and then when you are cornered in iberia you ask for peace. You don't do that.
I told the lusitani, or Looser-tani, as I like to call them, we like to call them that, don't we folks? The House of Cornelia don't like that name, they say its offensive and disrespectful to their culture. I said if you try to start another secession I will have your USELESS faction, useless faction folks, trampled into the dust like your friends the Loosertani.
Perhaps if they agreed to become my client state from the start they would have been called the Winner-tani, it was a great deal, it would have been a BIG WIN for all of us, but they're Iberians. We love Iberians, don't we folks.

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