Снял мужик проститутку. Она ему говорит, давай мол сделаю м@нет. Он не знает что это такое.
Она сделала, он протащился и думает: "20 лет с женой живу, а она мне такое ещё не делала.
Прибегает домой и говорит, мол так и так - сделай мне м@нет.
Она:
-А шо это такое?
Ну, он объяснил.
Она и говорит...
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