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Парковка у Пятёрочки. Идем мимо красного Пассата, не чуем подвоха. А зря.

Два черных пса, два всадника жопокаллипсиса, тойтерьер и чихуинка, бросаются на нас через стекло. Сотрясаются от ярости, захлебываются то лаем, то слюной. Один в красном худи, другая в джинсовой жилетке. Прелесть, какие людоеды!

Лёня в приступе ответной любви бросается на машину. Папа бросается на Лёню, мол, не трожь чужую машину. Мама умиляется круговороту остервенелой любви в природе.

Пока мы миловались и умилялись, из Пятёрочки вышел дядя-амбал с трудовой мозолью в районе живота, уравновешенный пакетами с пивасом, и сел в машину. Аццкие сотоны тут же запрыгнули ему на колени, и красный Пассат скрылся меж поселковых аллей.

Ну вот и всё, никто не пассат. Грустные и немножко осиротевшие, мы поплелись в магазин. Всё-таки мир будет лучше, если каждый мужчина будет особачен, опивасен и опассачен. Хотя, второе и третье — факультативно 🙂

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