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Когда-то в прошлой жизни мы побывали на Шри-Ланке. Нашла тогдашние стишата.

Краткое содержание рифмоблудия:

🟡все говорят на (плохом) инглише;
🟡фауна огонь;
🟡главное правило ДД — крейзи бас главный;
🟡серфинг;
🟡мошка sun fly ~~интересная~~ незаметная тварь (в Велигаме на пляже не сидеть!);
🟡фрукты-соки килограммами-литрами;
🟡чаи мешками и плантациями;
🟡Будды на каждом шагу.

«Сри-Ланка бьютифуль?». Однако
Инглиш у местных не алё.
Бурундучки, вараны, цапли,
Халё!

***

«Слепые повороты? Встречка?
Бояться нечего, турист.
Автобусы Шри-Ланки под присмотром», —
Твой Хесу Крист.

***

Хотите серфингом заняться?
Здесь нет акул, ежей, медуз.
Есть только сан флая
Выгрызающий укус.

***

Фреш из папайи, киви, лайма –
Ассортимент уже люблю.
— Джекфрут желаете?
— Будду.

***

Что привезти мне со Шри-Ланки?
Пуд манго, майку со слоном,
Кусочек неба, солнца, пляжа…
Да к чёрту всё. Я остаюсь.

***

Эх! Айл би бэк! Были? А надо! 😁

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Когда-то в прошлой жизни мы побывали на Шри-Ланке. Нашла тогдашние стишата.

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