طفل ذماري دخل مع امه سوبر ماركت
كان الطفل يبسر الشكاليت بلهفه ويتلل
فقال له البائع : شل لك كماتشتي من الشكليت
لكن الطفل رفض بكل ادب
وقبل مغادرة الام مع طفلها خرج البائع واخذ جغثة شكليت واعطاها للطفل وشلهن منه
فسألت الام ابنها : ليش ماشليت الشكليت في المره الاوله وشليتهن ذلحين ؟!
رد عليها : اشتيه يجحف لي بيده
لان يده كبيره ويدي صغيره
نزززززززغه😉
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TOKYO — When he got married this summer, Hiroshi Kanno, who works at a security services firm in Tokyo, wanted to make a big statement that would impress his future in-laws. So he asked for his company’s president to send a congratulatory telegram. It arrived during the wedding party and was read aloud. “It really pumped up the atmosphere,” Mr. Kanno, 33, said. “I felt like a celebrity,” added his wife, Asuka, a 31-year-old office administrator. They posted photos of that message and another wedding telegram on Twitter, along with the his-and-her Hello Kitty dolls that were delivered with the notes.
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Yes! Voice calls are currently available to users around the world.
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