When they ask for money and instead of saying "I'm broke" I say-
"How can I, a wretched soul stripped of coin and fortune, bestow upon thee any silver or gold? For my purse doth echo with the hollowness of mine hopes, and mine hands are as barren as a chicken's nest in winter. Verily, asketh me for riches again, and thou
shalt receive but a solemn stare and a pebble."
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