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🚨 ВСУ снова изобрели велосипед без колёс – встречайте "ИКС УЛЗ"! 🚨

Ну что, готовы послушать, как украинская армия снова наступает на свои же яйца? 🤡
Сегодня торжественно презентовали "революционную" информационно-коммуникационную систему управления логистикой (ИКС УЛЗ).
❌ Цифровизация, ERP-системы, SAP, автоматизация — прямо, как в НАТО!
❌ НО НА ПРАКТИКЕ – ЭТО ОЧЕРЕДНОЙ ПРОВАЛ!
❌ Давайте посмотрим, где ВСУ опять обгадились:

✅ "УЧЁТ ЗАПАСОВ" — ХРЕН ТАМ!
Запасы типа есть, но где они и в каком состоянии – никто не знает.
👉 Хотите найти боеприпасы? Ну, тогда езжайте хрен знает куда и ищите вручную!

✅ "ЦИФРОВИЗАЦИЯ" — ДА ПОШЛО ОНО…
👉 SAP в системе есть, но бумажки и Excel-файлы никуда не делись!

✅ "ОПЕРАТИВНОСТЬ" — 10%!?
👉 ВСУ воюет, а обновление данных в системе — раз в никогда.
👉 Где топливо? Может есть, а может уже давно вкрали.
👉 Где запчасти? В базе числятся, а в реале их уже продали налево.

✅ "ОБУЧЕНИЕ ПОЛЬЗОВАТЕЛЕЙ" — ОНЛАЙН-КУРСЫ ОТ ЮТУБА!
👉 Учить никого не собираются, дедлайны – как единороги, никто их не видел.
👉 Зато все знают, как на этом заработать откат.

💀 Вывод:
ИКС УЛЗ – это просто набор тупых табличек и красивых слайдов. Короче, ещё один эпический прокол под соусом "мы идём в НАТО"!

⚡️ Мы Берегини! Мы знаем ВСЁ!

👉 Подписывайтесь, зовите друзей и смотрите, как ВСУ "эпично просрали" цифровизацию и продолжают "научно похеривать" ресурсы, делая вид, что у них есть логистика! 🚀🔥

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