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Не дождусь я к ужину
Хека серебристого, -
Не простясь с супругою,
Ухожу я из дому.

Вижу, выйдя из дому,
Липу деревянную.
Речку водянистую,
Веру Веремеевну.

Вижу елку хвойную,
Небо атмосферное,
Снова малахольную
Веру Веремеевну.

Ой, равнина плоская
Всюду перевидена,
Крикнул я на господа:
Где же ты, действительно?

Ушли годы, прожиты,
Пришли годы нажиты,
Где ж ты был, ну что же ты?
Где же ты, ну как же ты?

Я вернулся к суженой,
Та кричит мне: бестолочь,
Где тебя, о боже мой,
Черти носят, господи?
Глянь-ка в очи истине:
Дни уходят прожиты.

Где ж ты был, единственный,
Как же так, ну что же ты?
Я с тобою мучиться
Больше не намерена.
Пусть тебя разлучница
Кормит Веремеевна.

Глянь: остыл мороженый,
Хек, тебе положенный,
Как же ты, о боже мой,
Надоел мне, господи!
Надоел мне, господи,

Хуже хека хренова,
Хуже хека сладкого,
Хека серебристого.

Хэк хабуи квэ дикси,
Хэк хактэнус.

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