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Нострадамуса, у его же дома, караулит молодой фанат, несколько дней подряд. Как только тот появляется, фанат каждый раз кидается ему в ноги:
-О, великий Нострадамус! Научи меня предсказывать будущее! Ну пожалуйста!
-Да сколько раз тебе повторять??! Этому невозможно научить!!!!
-Ну прошу тебя! О, великий Нострадамус! (начинает горько рыдать)
-Ладно!! хер с тобой!! Сегодня твой первый урок!!
Нервно открывает дверь, толкает фаната внутрь и приказывает:
-Иди, встань лицом в угол комнаты, снимай штаны, и наклонись!!
Фанат, с ужасом в голосе:
-Ты будешь трахать меня??
-Бля!! Какой способный ученик попался!!

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