Поймал инспектор рыбнадзора рыбака и говорит:
- Попал ты мужик, рыбку то здесь нельзя ловить!
- А я и не ловлю.
- Да че ты мне паришь, а это что?
- Ну это моя рыба, я ее погулять привез. Выпускаю, потом свищу - она и возвращается, и мы уходим домой.
- Та ладно, а ну покажи.
Мужик выпустил рыбу, и стоят смотрят. Инспектор говорит:
- Ну свисти.
- Зачем?
- Чтобы рыба вернулась.
- Какая рыба?
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