The popularity of the word swag has declined over the years.

People hardly use it anymore.

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Most usernames are genderless

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Balloons are fucking gross because they are filled with other people's breath

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A sound signal of an explosion captured through a microphone and sent to a speaker a few kilometers away reaches faster than the actual sound wave

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Short people are less likely to break their phone when they drop it.

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It’s weird how everyone says breakfast is the most important meal of the day but it is completely acceptable to eat dessert for that meal

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Tipping culture is based on us tipping when expected. When we are always expected to, we will stop tipping.

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None of your ancestors died a virgin

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5 is the evenest of the odd numbers

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You never see energetic people drink energy drinks and you never see someone who drinks energy drinks that is energetic.

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Most dogs spend their entire lives waiting to protect you from something that never comes.

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No matter how many times you shake it, you still get pee on your underwear

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We let our pets go their whole lives as virgins.

Doesn't seem fair

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Chinese food places never need to advertise and don’t.

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Many SUVs don't offer enough space for sports utilities

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Percentage tipping is weird because a customer buying a more expensive meal had nothing to do with the server

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Your tax bracket determines whether your day drinking is classy or trashy

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A cool thing about getting older is that you hear from your skeleton a lot more.

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You casually assume every balcony you step onto is stable

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Your internal monologue doesn't have volume settings

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